Ministry of Genius //*MoG*\

Our August selection of the funny, touching and downright weird from the dusty basements of Gumtree & Craigslist.

Marbles

I cant believe after 30 years of having them i’ve went and lost my marbles.
Im so destroyed its not funny, i’ve looked everywhere….under the couch in the oven……even in the bed but with no luck.
I NEED MY MARBLES……….they are a variety of colours and are great fun when under the control of a genius………im sooo gutted that they could be wasting away in the gutter with no love….*sob*

Please please someone help me find my marbles, a small reward of an awkward cuddle should be sufficient.

lost laughter

hi,
was wondering if anyone has found my sense of humour..i seem to have lost it…
Many cheers,
L

Lost a dear friend

Her name is juan, short stubby little thing that u can hear from a mile away. I’m surprised i haven’t been able to hear her voice when out looking for her because she’s so loud…and jesus her laugh…i bet u could hear it from the next town. But, i don’t think shes laughing right now, ’cause she’s lost and probably scared out of her tits. Poor thing. Speaking of tits, shes not well-endowned (in the female context), that’s one way you can spot her. But i’m not suggesting you go checking out every girl’s breasts to see if they’re well-endowned. She’s about 5″3/4, likes to wear short shorts. Last time i saw her she was wearing shorts (black ones) and a t-shirt with a dancing monkey on it. Hm… what else…ah yes, shes oriental, knows a little english and likes to ask people ‘how aw wou?’ which if u come across her, means ‘how are you?’. If u get talking with her, she’s really bubbly, CRAZY, but bubbly. If u see this girl/lady wandering around looking lost, please let me know how whereabouts or send her back to me. Thank you : )

Have you lost your Plumber (staten Island)

I have a nice plumber for you.
Clean, neat, reliable and most of all he is cheep.
E.mail me with a phone #.
And i will give you all the info.

Thanks for looking

Threw my room mate’s personal correspondences to curbside recycling

CRAP I threw my room mate’s personal correspondences to curb side recycling a week ago. Is there a chance that it’d not have been processed? Where would they store paper recycling collected from curb side here in Brooklyn?